Master and the Sub

This is nothing information, educational, here but kinda funny story. So last year before my beautiful lioness got here to visit we were talking on the phone one morning and she got rear ended, did a significant amount of damage to her jeep, guy wasn't paying attention. So a few weeks later after all the damage is repaired, she has her mom drive the jeep home after picking up her motorcycle. Mom leaves before her, on her way home she sees an accident, thinks that looks like my jeep, oh shit it is, mom wasn't paying attention and rear ended a car, so back to the repair shop, she got it back right before her visit. So Saturday night I ordered pizza after we both worked in the yard all day, quick and easy. Went picked up the pizzas, turned on my street, tried to hurry up and back her jeep into the driveway before the car behind me got up the street, boom hit the speed limit sign that has been sitting at the end of the driveway for almost 30 years I've lived here. My first thought oh shit, second thought she's going to kill me, parked the jeep, grabbed the pizzas, looked at the back of the jeep, oh shit just a scratch, now the sign on the other hand is leaning 45 degrees pointing towards my backyard. Luckily she loves me, I will never live it down but I'm still breathing as of now. Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend. Big hug