LongerJohnny(dom male){B&C}

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Self-absorbed nonsense, tinfoil panty conspiracies, random horseshit, spontaneous out-of-my-ass pullings, and a time or two when I made myself laugh.
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Holy shit - did I just make that up?

4 years ago. July 23, 2020 at 3:47 AM

I was talking to my friend about Long Distance BDSM Relationships and some of the inherent difficulties with them. My opinion was that no matter how much you like the person on the other end, no matter how much you trust them, or how much you both want it, there are just some things that cannot overcome distance. If all of us here, right now, got together we could make a list of a whole bunch of them. This is not a new concept or conversation.

Imagine you are a DD and your sub/little is several states away. You necessarily have a phone or cam or text-based relationship. Keep in mind that this is hypothetical so just go with me:

As a Dom you tell her, "You have been a bad girl. "She says, "Daddy, I deserve to be punished. Please spank me?"

Then this conversation ensues:

Daddy: Yes, you have been very, very bad. I will spank you. By text."
little: "Thank you Daddy. When I receive your text I will consider myself to have been spanked."
Daddy: "Yes, I am now spank texting you."
little "spank-texting?"
Daddy: "Um... Yes, or as I like to call it, Spanxting."

I started patting myself on the back, congratulating myself for being so clever. Thinking, Wow! By combining 2 fun words into one (like Bennifer, showmance, motel, spork, or funishment) in this case spanking and texting, I created a new portmanteau for the world of BDSM - "spanxting."
So I looked it up and much to my excitement Google was unable to find any such word!

Did I really just invent that???

Anyone???

TeachMeSomeManners - POINTS!!!

4 years ago

Bunnie - My mum tried for ages to convince me that a spork is actually called a splade... I was like wt? But apparently back in 500 BC or whenever she was raised (lol), the sporks had blades on the sides to slice through your afternoon tea cake. Who knew?!

4 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male){B&C} - Splade is somewhat lacking in the penal system joie de vivre of Shiv or Shank but I like it!

4 years ago

Mama Bear JJ(dom female){koa} - Lol that's not how LDR spanking works, but I digress 😇
My claim to fame is coming up with .... drumroll ... "Dommanding" 😜

4 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male){B&C} - Haha! Dommanding! I love it!
And at your convenience I would be very pleased to hear your explanation of LDR spanking, as well as more about your "most prominents."
As I fellow writer I notice that you know all about alliteration, though use it only on occasion.
ok, so I forced that to fit. But it was fun.
(that was so dumb hahaha)

4 years ago

Mama Bear JJ(dom female){koa} - Lol anytime ... I'm an expert in self-spanking, both giving and receiving 📏😈
And prominents ... that's the tamest adjective I've ever heard in reference to my tits, but they appreciate you noticing their vast noticeability 🤣

4 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male){B&C} - Hahahaha I was actually referring to the 'BDSM and me' section of your profile but, yeah, your way is very good too! And yes, vast and noticeable as well.

4 years ago

Mama Bear JJ(dom female){koa} - Ahhhhh ... they tend to think everything is about them. I keep telling them that's not the case, but they just keep shoving themselves in my face and everyone elses anyway 😜
And have you seen the number of words on my profile ... I can't possibly be expected to remember all of them. It's hard enough keeping track of all my kinks, let alone all of my words 🤣🤣🤣

4 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male){B&C} - Oh yes, I did notice. In fact I read through all the ones that preceded the section in question, and those following. You have to be at least a little impressed that I did that!
It is pretty understandable that they would feel so important, and that they would find themselves at the heart of... the matter? Shit. See I was trying to be be witty and force my way between your boobs and heart all in the same sentence. Alas.

4 years ago

Mama Bear JJ(dom female){koa} - Awwww, a very valiant effort indeed ... both the extensive reading and the show of force lol. It's not your fault you failed, they are quite distracting. I should know, every time I look down while working, I somehow end up with my hands on them instead of my keyboard 🤤

4 years ago

Wayward Mouse(sub female) - I literally spit out my tea! I cannot stop laughing at “spanxting” Hahahaha you copyright it right now!!

4 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male){B&C} - The funny thing is - I actually looked into that! Turns out that shit is long, difficult, expensive, and ultimately deniable if is determined (by whoever does that stuff) to be... deniable?
Crazy huh? but I figure my usage of it in a public document - such as a website - constitutes proof of something.
That is the coolest thing ever!

4 years ago

Mama Bear JJ(dom female){koa} - Lol trademark it and not so hard, but yes a bit expensive. Former lawyer, I've done it for others and for my travel blog 🤣

4 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male){B&C} - Then help me out over here! mail me your advice.

4 years ago

Jack in the box -
@Mouse - I did too. 😁

4 years ago

Literate Lycan(dom male) - Now when you deliver the punishment, does the submissive also have to wear Spanx (the female attire)? You are quite the linguist. 😉😎🤣

4 years ago

Jack in the box -
I love starting my day like this 😊
Thank you Mr LJ 👍

4 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male){B&C} - hahaha glad I could help!

4 years ago

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