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3 years ago. December 14, 2020 at 4:29 PM

Do you ever feel, y'know, not so funny?

Me too.
That's why I drink coffee
It's hot and has natural ingredients, like fresh ground beans and caffeine.
I trust coffee to make me feel more awake and funny again.

(Can I get anyone else a cup?)

MountaintopMaster - Literally sitting next to my coffee maker, and the been-cracked-for-three-years-but-still-hasn't-exploded-violently-like-I-expected-it-to carafe, waiting for my morning 6 cups...
3 years ago
Jack in the box -
Right! Lol
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member - Right after i poured #2 I thought "maybe I should already make another pot."
Damn, stand clear of that thing!
3 years ago
alawey​(sub female){(OWNED BY } - Lol I got ya all bet. I have 2 travel mugs full every morning before work and the on days I work I only get 2 more mugs at night after work . On days off I drink about 2 to 3 ( 10 cup ) pots by meself
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member - I can't believe no one got that joke.
3 years ago
Jack in the box -
Didnt see it. 🤔
3 years ago
Jack in the box -
NOW i get it. 😊
3 years ago
Literate Lycan​(dom male) - Oh it took me a second LJ. I initially applauded any reference to coffee until I realized . . . OH!!

My sister, a nurse, often commented that the elder patients were not constitutional until they had had their morning cigarette and coffee. They needed to keep regular. 🤔
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member - I knew you would get it! haha
3 years ago
Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - It's Monday and usually I am miserable as fuck, but today is a good day, so I will ask you keep my cup until I need it (could be in a hour as that's how my days go) 🤣😂🤣
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member - I'll make you one anytime you want.
Once again I wrote something thinking that if anyone would get it it you would be you.
Remember that commercial?
3 years ago
Jack in the box -
Now I cant stop laughing 😁
3 years ago
Jack in the box -
I refuse to acknowledge "Mondays"
I have -
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Offday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
😏
3 years ago
alawey​(sub female){(OWNED BY } - Lol I got it now with a bit of help .
3 years ago
alawey​(sub female){(OWNED BY } - Sorry I didnt at first my excuse at work ..
3 years ago
alawey​(sub female){(OWNED BY } - Ok ok so I m home now.
Firstly let me stat.

* stands up * hello I'm alawey and I'm an addict. ( well an addict to coffee ask those that know me)

And Johnny I must ask something
Or two.

1 are u feeling funny/ freash now?
2. To whom do you talk to when you found out about how to funny.
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member - I write. That's why I put so much nonsense here hahaha
3 years ago
Sensual City Girl{ForeverHIS} - I can definitely semen...it is hot and natural. 🤭🤷🏻‍♀️
3 years ago

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