That title is exactly what I texted to somebody the other day. That got me thinking that I had not actually seen my dick in a long time. So, I went to the side of the bed rummaged round through my bag of naughty toys and whipped my dick out. It was an amazing sight to behold.
I love my dick. It's big and it's red. The ultimate in red rocket perfection. I should probably call her Big Red. From what I've heard she’s got a pretty nice head on her. I am especially fond of the heart-shaped pad over which the O ring is that holds the cock part in place is located. It makes me think warm and fuzzy loving thoughts.
There's a lot of things I can do with my dick. Of course, I can fuck people with it and that is always fun (more on those tales another day). That's what we do with a dick right? If I'm in the right mood I can strap that strap-on to my forehead and be a unicorn. A unicorn with a cherry red horn who can tell people to suck her dick.
I can also send people unsolicited dick pics. I mean really, why not? The ladies love dick pics right? So, the day after I got my dick out of the bag by my bed I started sending people unsolicited dick pics. It made me pretty happy. I send them to guys and gals. I was a little crushed when one of the responses was “cute!”. So emasculating!
I even sent myself a dick pic of my own dick just so I could get the image here for you to look at! From now on, whenever a guy sends me a dick pic, I’m going to send him one right back. Yeah, baby! Power to my penis!
Do you have dick/strap-on? Why or why not? What do you do with your dick? Tell me in the comments!