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Ramblings, stories and random absurdity brought to you from the writer of “1001 Uses for Hoarded Toilet Paper” and “I’m Willing to Bet $10 Jesus Christ was from Outer Space” and many other books, papers, and requisition forms you’ve never heard of. Read at your own personal peril, laugh a bit, cringe a lot and visit often!
4 years ago. May 4, 2020 at 3:26 PM

What kind of whore do you desire?

 


Does she value diamonds and pearls more than love and support? There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that sort of arrangement if both parties feel compensated adequately.

 


Does she wish to be lavished in simple and thoughtful things? If this is your ideal cup of tea then by all means indulge her.

 


Does she crave your attention more than anything else in the world? If you are able to supply her demand than perhaps she’s the one.

 


Do your hands wrapped around her throat motivate her desire to give you everything? It’s yours for the taking if you are man enough to not hold back.

 


It’s hard to pay the price if one doesn’t understand the fee.

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