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Bacon, Idolatry and other such Sacrilege.

Sometimes my mind forgets that it’s encased inside my skull.

Ramblings, stories and random absurdity brought to you from the writer of “1001 Uses for Hoarded Toilet Paper” and “I’m Willing to Bet $10 Jesus Christ was from Outer Space” and many other books, papers, and requisition forms you’ve never heard of. Read at your own personal peril, laugh a bit, cringe a lot and visit often!
4 years ago. May 9, 2020 at 11:01 AM

No one is born a cynic. It takes a profane amount of unfairness to rattle someone to that point. A lot of times we don't even remember what it was that destroyed our optimistic outlook. But we've held on to cynicism for so long now it's like a security blanket that protects us from false hope. It's much easier to accept the pain when you’ve expected it all along. You can't even fathom what it's like to live like this unless you've been there so please stop telling us we’re being negative all the time. We have hope; just not as much as you do.

SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+☕} - Been there. Done that. Bought the souvenir t-shirt that shrunk the first time I washed it. Even got the program and the signed DVD with cd option.

I decided to throw out the t-shirt and stick the rest of the too expressive crap on eBay to recoup my losses.

I've started listening to different music and I have found, I kinda like it! It grows on you...at first, like mold, but after a while, the moss begins to flower and poof!

You can find beauty in the oddest of places if you look hard enough and are open to the experience.
4 years ago
RequiemforaSoul​(dom male){BlueBabyGi} - Ra Ra Ra...lol.
4 years ago

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