It has come to the attention of the Inquisitor General that a number of rather absurd and unapproved titles have recently been published under the Earth-based writing/kink blog “Bacon, Idolatry and other such Sacrilege.” Furthermore, it has been suggested that the author of said works is a suspected planetary citizen of Jura Prime who are all well known throughout the quadrant as bold-faced liars. (Not to be confused with the italicized liars of Gorlax B.)
The High Court of Marexx 3 has issued a decree for the immediate confiscation and destruction of all written works, digital media and really terrible ideas that may have been purposely leaked by underpaid and under appreciated material reviewers within the Office of Censorship and Demoralization. Furthermore, if you have read any of the aforementioned material you are hereby required to report to your nearest mind processing station for immediate memory extraction. (Earthlings may substitute using a smart phone.)
