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Bacon, Idolatry and other such Sacrilege.

Sometimes my mind forgets that it’s encased inside my skull.

Ramblings, stories and random absurdity brought to you from the writer of “1001 Uses for Hoarded Toilet Paper” and “I’m Willing to Bet $10 Jesus Christ was from Outer Space” and many other books, papers, and requisition forms you’ve never heard of. Read at your own personal peril, laugh a bit, cringe a lot and visit often!
3 years ago. April 13, 2021 at 2:37 AM

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

 

Firstly, sorry for my long absence. I wanted to keep on writing nonsense but my kidneys and colon decided that I should just fight for my life instead. So now, after a butt-load of surgery and an ass-ton of drugs (some prescribed, others bought on the Silk Road) I’ve returned to see if this is where I left my car keys.


They aren’t here.

 

But perhaps this is where I left my mind. We shall see.

 

 

SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+☕} - OMG! ITS THE LIVING DEAD!!!

Been wondering where you went. I'm glad to see you back! Are you and Rox still together? And when will be the next chapter of the story? Hehehe

I hope you are better now.
3 years ago
HGB​(sub female){Scottish M} - Hope your doing better. Those are some important body parts.
3 years ago
Sunshinegirl​(sub female) - Welcome back! Glad you are doing ok. We missed your writings
3 years ago
mab{His} - Lovely to see you back.
3 years ago
Lion​(dom male){Hazel Eyes} - Welcome back, we have something in common so it seems. I have a good old fashioned piece of pig in my chest. I tell people if I act like a swine it's not my fault. Hope you feel better fast. 😊❤
3 years ago
little dragon​(sub female) - So glad to see you back. I hope everything is well with you, and I look forward to seeing more of your writings !
3 years ago

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