Conversation Starters

How about:
"I have an awesome, tiny weiner! Wanna touch it?"
Guaranteed to never work every time.

Sat Mar 01, 2025 8:38 pm • 9 Replies • 3010 Views

Username! Stands For...?

B is for my butthole
U is for upside my butthole
T is for tickle my butthole
T is for tease my butthole
E is for eat…no I’m not into that…enjoy my butthole
R is for my really cute butthole ...

Sat Mar 01, 2025 8:29 pm • 18 Replies • 6972 Views

Username! Stands For...?

L is for Look - here's my weiner!
O is for Ok, now get on my weiner.
N is for NOW!
G is for Get on my weiner now!
E is for Every time I tell you to get on my weiner, get on my weiner!
R is for RI ...

Sat Mar 01, 2025 8:22 pm • 18 Replies • 6972 Views

Just 4 fun: Sexy word game. Rules: Must be a sexy word.

Mastication

Sun Feb 23, 2025 11:52 pm • 6707 Replies • 1515364 Views

Music with in

The Hu rocks!!! Wolf Totem (both versions), Song of Women (with Lzzy), and you can't listen to Yuve Yuve Yu without some feet stomping and head banging.

Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:36 pm • 10 Replies • 1598 Views

Feel free to tell me to fuck off

Jonathan inspired me also.

I aspire to be inspirational.

Sun Dec 01, 2024 6:53 am • 25 Replies • 3403 Views

Feel free to tell me to fuck off

Fuck yes you need a welcome mat that says Fuck off and Merry Christmas you filthy animals.
YES! Where do I get one of those? That would be so awesome!
And I absolutely must get a fuck off tree that ...

Sat Nov 30, 2024 9:54 pm • 25 Replies • 3403 Views

Feel free to tell me to fuck off

Oh Jonathan, may I call you Jonathan? Matters not I will. Jonathan one does not ask to be told to fuck off, in asking to be told to fuck off it loses its power given to the person telling you to fuck ...

Sat Nov 30, 2024 9:12 pm • 25 Replies • 3403 Views

Feel free to tell me to fuck off

Dang, we were really hoping more people would take the opportunity to tell me to fuck off. We were going to get a real good laugh out of that.

Sun Oct 20, 2024 6:44 pm • 25 Replies • 3403 Views

Feel free to tell me to fuck off

I found my sub by putting that in the subject of the first message I sent to her.
So now I'm inviting everyone else to do the same.
While she didn't tell me to fuck off- perhaps you will?
So, every ...

Sat Oct 19, 2024 8:17 pm • 25 Replies • 3403 Views