Welcome back, my dear and loyal reader! I hope you had a great weekend and a happy holiday! But now it’s Monday! So back to the grind. Damn.
And it is definitely the most Monday-y-est Monday that has Monday-ed in a long time. Work has been fun. Fun is the word I’m using. Yes. I’m aware I’m lying to you and myself. But work is fun!
*checks to see if anyone is buying it* No? No one? Alright.
I had a half day on Christmas Eve and had Christmas off. So a long weekend. People forget that the drawback to a long weekend is that the following Monday hurts. Ugh. And I have to do it again this coming weekend too. At least it’s a long weekend?
On top of the work thing, I find out I need to get tested for Covid. Again... ugh. Apparently someone at my Christmas party tested positive. And of course she helped make all the food and set the table and was even my partner in a couple card games, so I’m gonna get the Rona. I’m sweating that like a fat man in a sauna.
My mind is going crazy making me think I already have it. Did that cough feel a little weird in the chest? Why is my nose so stuffed up? Does this tea taste bland? 900% sure it’s all in my head. But what else am I going to focus on today? Work? Pfft! Fuck that!
New Topic!
To keep things somewhat on topic (of the cage, not Monday’s or Covid), I found something out the other day that surprised me and kind of pissed me off. I have a tendency to talk to ex’s on occasion. I’m able to stay friends with them usually. Being a nice guy has its perks? But I found out that bitch was a Domme. And has been for a while. Like, where was that at when we were together?? It was a horribly toxic relationship and it would have been terrible for that type of exchange I think, but seriously?? What the fuck!
No. Even though I still crave that sub experience, I wouldn’t go to something so stupidly toxic for me to get it. Hey! That’s personal growth! Good job, Cozubia! Thanks, Cozubia!
Besides, I have a very special girl in my life that I’d be stupid to let go. And while I may be stupid at times (I miss my 20s... good times), I’m not giving up what I have!
New Topic!!
I was asked a question recently that made me laugh, but then made me think.
Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
At first, I wasn’t sure. I’m pretty confident that I’m straight (at least until Stephen Amell throws me a shot of tequila), so it felt like an easy no.
But it’s a clone of me. So isn’t that just a fancy form of masterbation?
After a couple minutes of thought and self discovery, I realized I would, in fact fuck a clone of myself. And I think I could show myself a good time!
