This morning I was informed by not one, but two of my favorite cage-mates that my premium subscription had expired.
I was not surprised since there were limits to my premium length. I had fairly negotiated a duration, but the end had come sooner and more suddenly than I had hoped it would.
Nevertheless I was undeterred as it was not entirely out of my own hands. It was within my power to erectify the situation.
So fear not, good friends! I have been freed from the bonds of basic membership, released from captivity in the cavernous bowels of debasement, sucked from the depths of a foul black hole to once again rise and be ejaculated into the warm, welcoming mouth of madness that is the unlocked cage.
To put it simply - I'm back!
(special thanks to Karyn and SSR for letting me know)
