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4 years ago. April 30, 2020 at 9:31 PM

Tumblr Submissive: I’m new to BDSM and I’d like to try...

Random Tumblr Dom: I’m your Daddy now. You will call me Sir Daddy Master Philip the Third.
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FetLife Submissive: I’m moderately experienced in BDSM but there are a few things I’d like to MENTALLY explore...

Random FetLife Dom: Wanna come over to my place for a threesome with me and my wife?

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TheCage.co Submissive: I really like your profile and you seem like just the kind of Dom that can handle me.

TheCage.co Dom: *clicks on profile* This Profile no longer exists.

Sunshinegirl​(sub female) - LOL
4 years ago
confusedneedhelp​(sub male) - The accuracy to this post is disturbing 😂😂
4 years ago
SchrodingersDinosaur​(switch female) - The sub likely left because in the meantime between her reading your profile, raising the courage to reach out, and waiting for your reply, all of the jerk instas that were here previously, the bored folks from the other sites who decided to check out our little piece of the interwebz, and the pretending Quarantinis that have wandered in likely swamped her inbox and overwhelmed her. Or she was just a scammer/ pretender too...hard to say these days...
4 years ago
RequiemforaSoul​(dom male){BlueBabyGi} - Nice profile name!!
4 years ago
SchrodingersDinosaur​(switch female) - Thank you, yours as well.
4 years ago
RequiemforaSoul​(dom male){BlueBabyGi} - Thanks! Enjoy your superposition. :)
4 years ago
SchrodingersDinosaur​(switch female) - One does what one can. 😁
4 years ago
Sweet Ginger​(sub female){} - Agree! Or perhaps by that time she has found her one and doesn't come on here anymore or often.. So many uncertainties..
4 years ago
SchrodingersDinosaur​(switch female) - Hopeful thought Ginger, but significantly less likely than the other possibilities methinks!
4 years ago
Sweet Ginger​(sub female){} - If you saw my original post, you would have seened I agreed with you! Point certainly isn't the percentage. point was to give a little more charity that people leave for a number of reasons.. It's the reason I'm not on here as and I have deactivated my account
4 years ago
Sweet Ginger​(sub female){} - If you saw my original post you would have seen that I agreed with you! Point certainly isn't /wasn't the percentage, point was to give a little more clarity, (not charity) lol anyways, that people leave for numerous reasons.. It's the reason I'm not on here as often as I once was and why I've deactivated my account on occasion..
4 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+☕} - Rotfl!!!!!
4 years ago

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