Corrupt A Wish

But I will. They are all adonises with a dry cough and low grade fever.

I wish I could sleep 10 uninterrupted hours every night.

Granted, but your job has become permanently grave yard shift.
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Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:04 pm • 287 Replies • 74136 Views

Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you break several bones of every partner you kiss or have sex with.

I wish I had an all male harem to keep me and my mounting boredom occupied and during this isolation.

Granted, b ...

Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:00 pm • 287 Replies • 74136 Views

Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but its a particularly harsh winter and you are forced to eat your young.. (sorry).

I wish I had perfect eyesight.

Granted, but all you can see is in black and white.

i wish i had s ...

Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:10 pm • 287 Replies • 74136 Views

Corrupt A Wish

Granted: But you pursue a career in animal waste removal.



LMAO. i think that was brilliant.

Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:05 am • 287 Replies • 74136 Views

Hair or Bare?

i just shaved everything below the neck smooth. i feel a lot more sub and sexy smooth.

Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:29 am • 138 Replies • 37402 Views

Corrupt A Wish

Granted. congrats King Lear!

I wish I could eat all the sweets I want without consequences

Granted. you've also completely lost your sense of taste.

I wish i had a perfect body.

Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:10 am • 287 Replies • 74136 Views

Corrupt A Wish

Granted: they're all dead languages

I wish I was a movie star

Granted, but you are literally one of those little light bulbs in the back drop of a night sky in a movie set.

I wish i could se ...

Mon Apr 13, 2020 1:04 am • 287 Replies • 74136 Views

Corrupt A Wish

Granted: but it’s a docile baby dinosaur who’ll grow taller than a skyscraper and you not only have to keep it hidden from humanity, you have to house and feed it.

I wish I had a dragon to protect ...

Mon Apr 13, 2020 1:02 am • 287 Replies • 74136 Views

Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but humanity will not see what you have done as helpful, you will consequently doubt yourselfand it will only be recognized as helpful long after you are gone.

I wish for perfect health un ...

Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:12 pm • 287 Replies • 74136 Views