So... I had been trying to use my plug for awhile now...just couldn’t get it all the way in. Tonight, that has changed.
I was so excited and proud of myself I felt like telling people. I didn’t, of course. That probably wouldn’t go over so well with my coworkers.
I spent the next hour or so with the monster plug, snug in place.
During this time, I got called down the stairs to the other unit to relieve someone.
***side note*** Since this was the first time I’ve ever walked around with a plug in my ass... I was getting used to all the new feels. Like walking. And going down steps! I’m sure my face displayed all kinds of expressions that I can never seem to contain. ***side note end***
I get to the other unit and discover I have to stay there a whole hour. All my stuff... my bag that I hide my plug in... was upstairs... and I couldn’t take the plug out and hide it unless I stuck it in a pocket.
After about a half hour... I was having trouble sitting ... all I could do was stand there and try to shift in more comfortable positions.
Finally... I decided to go ahead and take it out, clean it off... I wrapped it up and stuck it in a pocket... problem was I had a very distinguishing shape there. I was worried I was going to forget it was there and pull my keys out ... then the plug would go tumbling to the floor for the whole world to see...
Thankfully, that didn’t happen but it would of made this blog a gazillion times more interesting.
